How about Sappho's Guide to Grilling on a Budget?
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Classy, huh? Simply get it printed out on legal-size paper (or maybe A3), trim as needed, and fold it around your book.
Oh, and by the way, it's chicken (courtesy freeimages.co.uk).
In the same series:
- The Prom Queen Wore Poplar
- The Webster Subversion
- Tau is for Toxikologos
- Living is the Lure You Can do Least Without
- A Child's Garden of Virtualization, and my favorite
- God Ran Over My Neighbor's Dog (And Made It Look Like I Did It Myself)
If you're dying to see one of these, let me know in the comments and I'll see what can be done.
Nice!! I gave my friend Kathy a self-help book on procrastination once and, thinking that was a pretty embarrassing thing to be seen reading on the subway, I made a book cover for it that said, "HARD CORE PORNOGRAPHY" -- I just did it by hand with Sharpies on brown paper, though -- this is much classier!!
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ReplyDeleteNow I want to do a pulp novel version of "HARD CORE PROCRASTINATION" with lurid jagged balloons saying things like "Promise after promise dashed!" and "Her ex's one asset she could never throw away!"