What you should be listening to

Generate a random imaginary playlist, using four dice! (Or one die four times.) Simply roll up the song title, the artist, the release, and the record label and impress your friends with your cutting-edge taste in what's new and fresh that they haven't even heard about yet.

Roll	Title
1	Chine bone shuffle
2	Let's leave a Bush legacy
3	Hit the throttle, Simon
4	Wax tadpole moan
5	Opa Sri Ivan
6	Scandale aux têtes de l'herbe

by

Roll	Artist
1	Legs and Lots of Them
2	Forbidden Souk
3	DJ Shar-Pei
4	Baath Bungalow Borracho
5	Vandals Trocadero in Ecstasy
6	The Mule, the Miser, and the Serum

off of their new release

Roll	Release
1	Ordo LXIX
2	By the door you came in by, naturally
3	Songs for a molten glacier afternoon
4	Let's play guard and prisoner
5	Bitter small-town Amerika
6	Orbs of glowing cottage cheese

on

Roll	Label
1	Cranky White Man Records
2	Leatherfist Records
3	Self-released Records
4	Abstract Semigroup Records
5	Drop of Sweat Records
6	Tantra Creek Records

You learn something every day from the Web

Wikipedia tells me that this non-whale downtime page is depicting the larva of a Geometer moth. Perhaps, based on its companion who is speaking, it is a Dwarf Cream Wave, which sounds delicious?

Incidentally, with regard to the caption of this picture on that first Wikipedia page, I feel obliged to point out that Caterpillar Locomotion would be an excellent band name.

Purely descriptive

I was chatting with my buddy Daryl today and this concept for a T-shirt came up.

It is suitable for nursing mothers and for the strictly childfree alike. If it's been done before, I have been unable to find a citation to the concept.