Sunday, August 03, 2008

A list where you'll find the Carpenters to be ironically absent

The account of the life and times of the band Led Zeppelin is titled Hammer of the Gods. But haven't you wondered about the rest of the shop? Now, for the first time, the roster can be revealed!










ToolBand
Crescent Wrench of the GodsHeart
Measuring Tape of the GodsKiss
Block Plane of the GodsDevo
Bandsaw of the GodsThe Ramones
Rasp of the GodsThe Stooges
Carpenters' Pencil of the GodsNo Doubt
First Aid Kit of the GodsCrosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
Home Depot Charge Account of the GodsJimmy Buffett

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