Brews for the 21st century

I was sitting on a NJ Transit bus yesterday for two hours trying to get into NYC and needed something to pass the time. This is what I came up with, up till the time that the rumbling and jolting upset my guts so much that I had to stop typing on my Treo.

Beer Names

• Lembas Lambic


• Fu Manchu Export Brew


• Danelaw Golden Ale


• Rinpoche Tulku Lager


• Cruel World Bitter


• Paradox Black and Not-Black


• Birnam Wood March Porter


• Elven Promise Entdraught (with HGH)


• Thief in the Night Rapture Red


• Holy Oak Latesummer Wheat


• Redshift Classic


• Reichskristallnacht Hefeweizen


• Nantucket Chowdah Dahk


• Darkside Obsession Stout


• Cerveza Especial Dos Mamas


• Dr. Bronner's Semi-Cogent Light

None of which, of course, may be carried on any US or British air carrier today.