Wednesday, November 22, 2006

And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

People have dove releases, butterfly releases, and balloon releases at their public outdoor ceremonies, but I think what people really want is an angel release. A flock of animatronic winged beings equipped with tiny motors would waft up in formation, singing praises and hymns, circle once around the spectators, then disappear into the distance (to be picked up elsewhere for reuse). I am pretty sure a wizard of special effects could get the technology to work.


Kelley said...

Just jerry-rig a lawn mower engine onto the backs of those Victoria's Secret models, or something. Shouldn't be too difficult.

RichM said...

Ooh, wouldn't want to be standing under that propwash, would you? Maybe the ubermodels could do a flyover Blue Angels-style leaving behind contrails of lip gloss and pressed powder.

Insert your own Emme joke here.