Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Expanding the holy product line

I heard about the company producing Holy Drinking Water on the morning news today.

To that end, Wayne Enterprises is distributing Holy Drinking Water - a half-liter of reverse-osmosis purified water bottled by a Stockton company and blessed by clergy. So far, the blessings have come from Catholic and Anglican priests, but the plan is for clergy from any faith that honors holy water to offer blessings.

I turned to Pam and said "Maybe they could also produce a line of fertilizer...."

Updated: The manufacturer's stamp of approval has come, at least as far as I am concerned.


Kelley said...

Holy $hit!

RichM said...

Now that I think of it, I realize that we don't even need them to make this product line expansion. One could just buy some regular fertilizer, add a few ounces of Holy Drinking Water, and pass the result off as what you said.

Kelley said...

I'd be much happier seeing the clergy bless $hit in a less circuitous manner.