I heard about the company producing Holy Drinking Water on the morning news today.
To that end, Wayne Enterprises is distributing Holy Drinking Water - a half-liter of reverse-osmosis purified water bottled by a Stockton company and blessed by clergy. So far, the blessings have come from Catholic and Anglican priests, but the plan is for clergy from any faith that honors holy water to offer blessings.
I turned to Pam and said "Maybe they could also produce a line of fertilizer...."
Updated: The manufacturer's stamp of approval has come, at least as far as I am concerned.